The Bailey's and Osborn's are super parents. Thursday we went out to eat with three perfectly behaved kids and Friday we got to play a whole Cthulhu scenario taking these pictures in the midst of our role-playing...
Oh my son is a funny one alright!!
I have been having a ridiculous amount of contractions since beginning all of the stress of school. My blood pressure is apparently way up, and I just had to laugh when the doctor asked me if there may be new stress in my life recently that would cause this. I won't go there. I have all but forgotten what is is to be a wife, mother, home maker, and supporter of 125 very needy kids everyday. This is why I keep saying we are going to pack for the hospital, and it just never gets done...please don't let my water break at school, pretty please!!! The last thing I need is my mother-in-law coming into my filthy home to get me things while I am trying to find a ride to the hospital in wet pants....just need to make it to the weekend and I swear I will get it done!! *where was I going with all of this...oh, yeah exhaustion*
So I was lying on the floor trying to stay awake long enough to play with my son after work last night and he had roamed off behind me to get some toys. Way too much work for me to roll over at this point, so I just waited for him to come back. I got distracted by something on the t.v. and next thing I know, there is a thump on my shoulder. I look up to find him standing behind me with a wet diaper in my face and on my shoulder...nice!! I was like where in the world did he get the diaper from that I had just changed? I could swear I threw that thing away, but hey I'm tired!
Oh no folks, I just happened to think to check under his oversized thermal shirt he was wearing and he was butt naked. My son hates clothes. Hates them. And he now apparently has beef with diapers as well. We're buying suspenders and duct tape.
